A crime was commited yesterday morning. It occurred between 10:07 and 10:08 am. Someone soiled my sweatpants! Who would do such a thing. Here is a rundown of the suspects.
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| Did I somehow soil my own trousers? I am no longer on painkillers, so I doubt it. |
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| The annoying cat unfortunately had an alibi. He was busy trespassing for a nap in the kennel. |
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| Could it have been Odin? Unlikely, due to his inability to be sneaky. |
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| Cherilyn was trapped in a box during the time in question. It couldn't have been her. |
That only leaves one possibility. It was The Bath-Time Baby!
Well there is a lesson to be learned here. Don't take the diaper off of the baby:
1. While water is running
2. Until the bathtub is ready
3. Unless you want urine to be applied to your lap.
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