My Favorite Subject

Well it has happened.  After three long days the wait is over.  Sydney pooped.  She hadn't defecated for three straight days.  I was at softball practice breaking in my extremely comfortable cleats and Cherilyn called with the report.  My first question: "Did you take a picture?"  Unfortunately she hadn't.  It had however taken 8 wipes to clean up.  She said that it was the biggest poo she had ever seen to date.  She was tempted to just put her in the bathtub rather than clean her manually with the wipes.  Amazingly it only slightly soiled the Green Zebra dress.  It was mostly contained within the bum genius.  Today she is starting a new streak as she has once again yet to poop.  She did fake me out twice with some monster farts.  If I had been holding her Cherilyn wouldn't have been able to tell who had performed them.  And on that note, goodnight!