Sunday, December 4, 2011

How to Spoil a Baby

A grandparents job is obviously to spoil their grandchildren as much as possible.  This is not in dispute.  However I had not seen it done to the extent that I witnessed last weekend.  Here in 3 easy steps are the instructions for spoiling a baby.

Step 1: Be in the vicinity of the baby.  Whether that means you going to them or them coming to you.

Step 2: Bring gifts to the baby.  The amount of gifts should be described with words like stupendous, ridiculous, massive, and gargantuan.  For example.  The grandparents brought the baby a ridiculous amount of presents.

Step 3. Give gifts to the baby.  Please note that without step 3 this would just be cruel.


















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  1. PLHyndmanDecember 5, 2011 at 4:42 AM

    We did a great job! However, some of those presents were from Great Aunt Jolene & family, Great Aunt Diane & family, and Great Grandma and pa Kleihauer. Now you know how our family celebrates a birthday. Great Aunt Deb has a present on the way with us.

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